35 Funny Good Morning Quotes And Wishes

by Nicki

Are you looking for some funny good morning quotes? The first thing we do as soon as we wake up is looking at our phones. A good morning message always cheers us up. It makes us feel that the person thought of us and makes us feel special. A plain good morning message is always enough to brighten the day but funny good morning texts are of a whole new level. If you want to send a funny good morning message to him or her or anyone, here are some ideas. These ideas can surely reflect your funny personality, and the person reading this will surely think of you when they read it.

 

Funny Good Morning Quotes

1.I woke up with a smile on my face, and it is Sunday; maybe I dislocated my face during sleep. Good morning.

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2. I woke up from my beauty sleep, and now I’m wondering why they call it so. I woke up looking like a raccoon. Good morning.

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3. It may be Sunday today, but it’s the beginning of a week for me. I can’t wait for the weekends. Good morning.

 

4. As the day begins, I wish you a warm good morning. May the day bless you with enough stress that you start missing your bed.

 

5. Why do they say good morning as soon as they wake up when I can find nothing good this morning.

 

6. I sent you this good morning message in the hope that you find your good mood, which I have lost.

 

7. I regard morning as pure evil like they are the pits of hell. It is so hard to wake up early and go around saying good morning.

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8. I hope you smile seeing my message then realize it’s not weekends and you still have a long day at work. Good morning.

 

9. The worst part of waking up is actually to wake up and leave the bed. Here’s to you and me who have to do that. Good morning.

 

10. Good morning. I hope you rise and shine throughout the day. I could do the same, but I can’t both rise and shine at the same time.

 

Read: Inspirational Good Morning Prayer

 

Good Morning Funny

1. Maybe waking up in the morning is a good way of punishing for all the fun you have during nights. Here’s a good morning so you can get through it.

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2. How do people wake up all energetic and fresh, while here I’m thinking if it is even worth getting out of bed? Good morning, either way!

 

3. The only difference between you and my alarm clock is that I can yell at you as soon as I wake up. Good morning baby.

 

4. Sending you a good morning message knowing that you’ll wake up at noon. I am hoping to get a reply by afternoon. Good morning lazy.

 

5. I know how much you love to get a good morning text. I just sent you this with my eyes half shut, and now I’m off to sleep.

 

6. I wanted to wish my energetic friend good morning, but he is already out for a walk. So I’m wishing you a good morning instead, you lazy bag of bones.

 

7. Good morning. I hope you wake up before the sun waves you goodbye, and it’s already time for the moon and stars to say hi.

 

8. My body makes a weird noise in the morning, my stomach is bloated, and I can not stop my fart or burp. I hope you have a good morning.

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9. I can not go around killing people as soon as I wake up, so I sent this good morning instead. I hope it doesn’t kill you to know there is nothing good in a good morning.

 

10. I hope you wake up with everything good, just like this good morning message full of positivity from someone who is still probably sleeping.

 

Also Read: Good Morning Paragraphs For Her

 

Funny Morning Quotes

1. Today, as I woke up early, I waited for my mom to call me out for breakfast. It took me a while to realize that I’m the mom now.

 

2. I thought I woke up early to the sounds of birds chirping just to realize it was my mom nagging, and it was already 9 in the morning.

 

3. How can someone utter any words making a whole conversation as soon as they wake up? I am not ready for any human interaction till I get my coffee.

 

4. I resemble myself with an owl. We both are active at night, and we can not wake up during the day.

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5. If morning happened during noon, I would be up so early, and nobody could say that I’m not a morning person.

 

Try: Good Morning Quotes For Him

 

Funny Good Morning Sayings

1. They say wake up early to achieve your dream. I say do not get off your bed and keep sleeping because dreams are important.

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2. Yeah, life is all about fighting and surviving, just like I fight with my alarm clock for a few minutes of sleep every morning.

 

3. Someone must have tricked people into believing that you need to wake up early to achieve your dream. I see no difference between me and those who wake up early.

 

4. Rise and shine are not next to impossible as it takes all your energy just to get out of your bed. Maybe that is why sunrises so early on behalf of everyone else.

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5. Good morning is a hoax. I have never seen anyone excited about morning or having a good one. They always wish the morning did not come so early.

 

Check: Good Morning Poems For Her

 

Funny Good Morning Wishes

1. Good morning, and I hope you have a perfect one as life is going to mess with you in ways you can’t even imagine.

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2. I wish you to have a nice and warm morning before you go around scaring people like their worst nightmare.

 

3. My life was good till you came along, and now I have to wish you a good morning every day when there is nothing good every morning.

 

4. I wanted to write a funny good morning message, but how can anything funny come from someone who is depressed early in the morning because they have to wake up.

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5. Good morning from someone who tried so hard to make the text funny that he ended up killing all his sarcasm on the way.

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